Quote of the Day: It's a tie!

I just cannot decide which of these is my favorite. I'm leaning towards the first one:

"Yeah, my mom is like really concerned about me finding a man and getting married" -student
"But you're only 18!" -me
"I know, but I want to have kids by, like, the time I'm 23. I don't want to be, like, old and decrepit." -student

Sigh. This is a good one, though, too, overheard from my desk:

"Do you think he's cuter than the guy I was seeing last semester?" -one teenage girl
"Ugh, you're so shallow!" -other teenage girl