We were talking about the hilarity of this yesterday during my work holiday potluck, when my coworker said that several years ago, she drove a riding lawnmower home from Lowe's. She decided she didn't want to pay the $45 delivery fee, and only lived about a mile away, so ... she hopped right on and drove it all the way home.
I can't make this stuff up, friends! Only in Indiana, I swear. Only in Indiana.