Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Too Funny

My mom emailed me this forward last night. She usually doesn't send them, and I don't usually read them, but ... I just had to share this one with all of you, especially considering how much time we all spend on the computer.

I understand this information is true whether your have a Mac or Pc.

INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

Reply


DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK

6 comments:

Rachel said...

hahaha love it!

Wearing Mascara said...

hahahahaha I looooove this! Thanks for sharing :-) I haven't yet "upgraded" to Husband1.0 yet. ;-)

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Haha! Very nice!

Megan said...

I'm your latest blog stalker! I just love your blog and will be adding you to my reading list!

d.a.r. said...

Funny!!! And TOO true!

Taryn said...

That is pretty funny.