Quote of the Day

Female high school student outside of my office:

"I want to go into nursing. But not, like, watching surgery or anything like that. Because that's disgusting and I'd totally, like, pass out. Ugh. But yeah, I want to, like, work with the babies. You know, like, help with labor and delivery. Like, wash them off after they're born, and take their vitals, and count their toes and stuff."