Meant to post this yesterday

Yesterday morning on the way to work, I was listening to my usual morning show. A woman called in and said,

"I'm so excited! I get to see my husband today and I haven't seen him in six months!"
"Six months?? That's a long time! Why haven't you seen him in six months? Has he been on vacation or something??!!!" asked the DJ.
"Well...um, yeah, let's just say he's...been away. Sure, if you want to call it vacation, sure." replied the woman.
"Oooh. Um. Okay. So. Without saying exactly what he's done, how much longer does he have to be away after you see him today?" asked the DJ.
"Only eighteen more months!" replied the woman, happily.

Gotta love it!!!