I LOVE eavesdropping. And I subscribe to the Overheard in the Office blog AND the Eavesdrop DC blog. I think I need to start an Overheard from MY Office blog...to record all the crazy stuff I hear high school kids talking about. This is a classic:
Girl #1: Dude, we should start donating plasma. My brother makes like a ton of cash donating his plasma!
Girl #2: But like...don't we like need plasma? Are you supposed to donate it???
Boy: No, it's cool, your body like produces it.
Girl #2: But like...where does it come from?
Boy: Your arm. It's in your blood.
Girl #1: We should donate plasma like every week. Do you think there's a limit on like how much you can donate?
Boy: I don't think so...I be you can donate like twice a week.
*public service announcement: I'm pretty sure they will not let you donate plasma that often. But I'd check with the Red Cross to make sure.