Instead, the first channel I turned on had a completely naked woman on there. Please note that I have basic cable. Apparently at 3am on basic cable they show naked people?? News to me. After channel surfing on mute, I have decided that I am currently in no danger of being swept away in a big funnel a la the poor lady with her baby on Storm Stories. Instead, a small "tornado watch" logo in the top right or bottom left hand corner of every local station has convinced me that I will probably be a-okay. And, as I have been sitting here nervously channel flipping/blogging, the lightening has subsided as well.
Further proof that blogging saves lives. Back to bed.